Years Before Jacob,We had Chris

Years before Jacob pulled off the “I washed my dick after having sex with that woman” stunt, there was a guy called Chris.I shared hostel facilities with Chris, from Bathrooms and sinks, to corridors. Now Chris was this kind of chap who was in position or let’s say very much possible to have/bang a different girl in the morning, in the afternoon, and a different one at night {true story} I was