Mateos From My Floor

Literally five minutes ago Uganda was on the tv. There I was sitting on the floor in front of the couch and this ad came on for a program called Family Footsteps (7:30pm Thursday ABC).So the ad starts with this crowded road full of Africans and I went "Hey Mum, look, UGANDA!!"And she glares at me for disturbing the peace and asks how I know. I shrug. Haven't got a clue how I knew. I just did. And I was bloody right to! As the ad progresses and they stop showing Ugandan infested roads the voice over comes on and "Blah blah, Uganda, blah." And I smile, radiating smugness for knowing it was Uganda after a split second.It continues to show this half Ugandan man who left for Australia when he was three years old and blah blah blah and you'll never guess what happened next :PI bounced right off the floor, pointing out the tv and practically screeched to my Mother, "look, LOOK! It's Mateos!!!" LOOOK MUM!!!! LOOK!!"Anyway, apart from the fact that I'm a fucking genius for picking out Uganda in a split second out of all the possible African countries it could have been, I bought my tickets.And Antipop, I'll get my hands on another season of My Family for you, so you better frickin have access to a tv etc.Comrade, I have Kundun, Amelie and Hey Hey It's Esther Blueburger for your veiwing pleasure.