Cucumber Ka Nkubulire I Do Not Need Such

Dear Cucumber,Christmas is here but I do not have the guts for it. I wish I had a boyfriend. But yeah, I have wished for that every Christmas since my college days because it so happens that each time a guy decides he likes me, he dumps me just before Christmas.I want to leave my job but I have failed to get a new one. My first boss is coming back in May 2010. He’s been in the U.S studying for his PhD for seven years. I do not want him to find me still at my job. Can you imagine the drama? How will he and Boss A get along? At least Boss B may be gone by then.When I realised that I am going to be on holiday until January 18 2010, I decided to ask Boss B if I could take the office laptop home and then buy an Orange modem. So far I am not complaining apart from Sunday afternoon when I could not access the internet. However, the problem was sorted out as soon as I called Orange customer care.Cucumber, is Olara Otunnu the only eligible bachelor of his age around? I need a guy of his age but more interesting. A man who has seen that, done that and wants to settle down. These young ones like Cruise still have maddu for trying out different women before they marry. Cucumber ka nkubulire, I do not need such.Mudamuli