Honestly

Jny23ug and then Apr9 offered me an Honest Scrap award and I am indeed overjoyed and chamukated.This is the first award I have received ever since I started blogging and I would like to tell you guys that I appreciate this gesture very much.The only problem that comes with the Honest Scrap award is well the honesty, 10 things? damn. I am so screwed.But once I start I guess the rest wil fall in place.These aren’t weaknesses, no, I just happen to have both X and Y chromosomes, hell it ain’t my fault.

  1. I love food more than humans, my mouth waters every time the scent of Pilawo and chicken fills my nostrils.
  2. Next to food comes the most important invention of mankind BEER.
  3. Now for number three, I am so lazy it’s annoying, I wouldn’t clean my living room to save my life.
  4. Now this one is indeed a weakness, it’s a certain creature that’s descendant from a being who once cavorted with Lucifer in the form a serpent in a certain garden a long long time ago, this creature has been responsible for meting out to me both pleasure and pain in equal measure, it is most commonly known as woman but I prefer to call it enigma.
  5. My conceit stems from my father he was always suspicious of any one lowly or inferior, so don’t blame me.
  6. I am a one woman man (for Lulu’s benefit) I am very capable of fidelity.
  7. I would love to travel the world except for the one teenie weenie problem, my thin bank account.
  8. I would love to give to charity, if only to assuage my guilt of shoving beggars aside every time they accost me on the street (nodesix think of bloggers AID fund)
  9. I don’t have a bible can some one donate, donors I can think of: - Ug girl, Lulu, Nevender, B2B, Apr9…….
  10. Of all the female bloggers I have met or the photos I have seen, Chanel’s lips are the most kissable.

Now for the blogs that make me laugh and sighErique: get back soon you bastard, miss the mess.Emi: keep writing your shit.Cheri: you need to get your butt back to the keyboard pronto.Chanel: you so killed me with naked football, keep those lips shiny.Tumwi: you are killer.Antipop: you are dope.UG girl: you are a sobering, calming influence in this mad worldCarlo: keep complaining love your bitching.And now the instructions.1.You must brag about the award. 2.You must include the name of the blogger who bestowed the award on you and link back to the blogger 3.You must choose a minimum of seven (7) blogs that you find brilliant in content or design. 4.Show their names and links and leave a comment informing them that they were prized with Honest Weblog.5.List at least ten (10) honest things about yourself.Then pass it on with the instructions!