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Sticky First Date.... If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting downwhen you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, firstdate or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first datethat a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There wasabsolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite cold...and the guy hadtaken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, andtruly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventfuluntil they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began torealize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in themiddle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which shedid for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came apoint where she told him that he had better stop and let her go besidethe road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked herpants down and started. In the deep snow, she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt restagainst the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic, andindeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she couldthink about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassingnature of the situation. Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttockswere firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as sheattempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quicklyapparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, sheanswered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a replythat indeed, she was "freezing her butt off" and in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweaterand then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to composethemselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced witha real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free herchilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal. Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the firstplace, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unziphis pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed inlaughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps thatshould be "pants down." And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment..."This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off." Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.