All the Beer holders please stand up

Just left Antipops’ blog and I just cant stop laughing, for a woman to be greeted by “I expected someone beautiful’ must be like the the second most rudest thing after ‘hey you look fat’ though  in this country slim ain’t got shit on bummyliciousness that borders on sumo wrestler, the way men in this city lust after a ton of ass is got to be like the biggest joke to Bazungu. ever seen a jungu with an amorphous babe? just trying to recall here, why they go for the outright skinny ones beats me, personally I’d take bummy to skinny so I guess that makes me as Ugandan as Matooke ne binyebwa. So my sweet Doreen where was I before before I got side tracked? yes..am surprised you didn’t slap streetsider coz that state ment actually means ‘you fraud how can you pretend to be something you’re not, you write so beautifully and yet here you are…’ There are three levels of beauty. The first level is the plain beautiful where the features aren’t striking yet warrant a second look and on closer inspectioin can be quite engaging. The second level is the quite beautiful where heads turn and whispers exchanged, this kind of beautiful is awesomely captivating. the third and top most tier of beautiful is the strikingly beautiful, here you see her and your whole world stops, nothing else seems to matter she’s the only being in the universe at the moment and you just simply would kill to have her. (Source: Journal of Beauty April 2009 -Dr. Vincenzo Carsozy) Doreen you certainly did’nt make Streetsiders world stop so I guess  that puts you at the fist and second levels in his book, remember beauty lies in the eyes of the beer holder, so streetsyder to avoid having your face used for batting practice have a few before talking to someone new, that way they will always be on tier three and what’s more? you’ll be seeing two of them as well. On BHH the discussion of resheduling it to a more suitable time is long overdue, coz while am working streetsyder gets to talk to all the beautiful laa..die..s  excuse me am cracking up here…..ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! aaaah! ha! ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!…….  Any way on a more serious unfucked up note lets put it to a vote, someone come up with suggestions and let the ballot begin.