MY MOUTH

On Friday while i was on my way to see the dentist, i met this friend of mine and we started chatting. You know the not-so-close type all you can say isFriend: How are you (before i reply) you are lostBS: I am okay and i am not lost just too busyFriend: Eeeh but you chic you have put on weight look at your hips and tush..BS: ((thinking) bitch please you are starving you self) Oh really?Friend: I heard that you got married oba you are pregnant, ha i can't believe you confused someone into marrying you. nga you used to be a stray party mammal.BS:(okay there goes the judgmental people i hate) yeah i got married and i didn't confuse anyone he confused me and i am not pregnant but i have sonFriend: Nawe kale bakuyita mummy (Someone also calls you mum)At this point i am thinking is this person even my friend? Why am i wasting time on silly conversation at the road side in this hot hot sun.....Not Friend anymore: Where are you going?BS: to a dentist.Not Friend anymore: Which oneBS: Pan Dental.Not Friend Anymore: Why don't you use my relative he is a dentist and does a good jobBS: yeah about that i was told that he likes anything in a skirt even if you dressed a dust bin in a skirt he would ask it out....Then i realized i had gone over board, i started walking away avoiding the next questions, ha Not Friend Anymore was not letting me go without giving the full info and the women he has asked out. All i could say was you are lucky he is related to you otherwise you would also be victim i entered my car and drove off before she could open the back seat and go with me.I am looking forward to tomorrow................BHH i should/must appear