NEWS FROM BEYOND

No, am not dead. Alive and well actually. I'm dedicating my days to perfecting my telephone approach. Smiling into the phone's never been my problem. It's sounding mature that's hustling me. In my s6 vacation, I wanted to thank an auntie for letting me work with her. I got chided for my efforts. Thinking back, it makes me shake my head in disbelief but anyway, here's a rendition me: Hello? Hi Auntie Auntie: Hallo (in a sing song voice which if I'd thought about it would have struck me as being used on toddlers and babies) me: Auntie, it's Rosette. I wanted to... Auntie: Why have you stolen mummy's phone? me: What? Auntie: Put mummy on the line so I can talk to her. Let's just say I haven't called her since.