come-on lines, idiosyncratically grouped, and sandwich ruminations (not literally)
I would like to...-have sleepover with you-write my name on your soul-meet your "Lorax"So, what do you...-do?-think of the decor?-want me to put in your time capsule?Could you please...-stop not being in love with me?-tell me how to seduce you quickly and effortlessly?-draw a picture of the car I need to buy to attract your interest? -(if she can't draw well) describe it?In Other NewsIf, before five minutes ago, someone had asked me, Is it a good idea to put toasted cashews inside a peanut-butter and jelly sandwich?, I would have been obliged to preface (or constitute) any reply with, I don't know. However, now, I can confidently respond, Yes, it is! The PB&J is a fine sandwich, to be sure, but it is also staid and old-fashioned; perhaps even approaching critical obsolescence. Can we not imagine other ingredients to be included? Gimmicky Manhattan restaurateurs, I'm looking at you here.
