law school professorial incest loop

Many professors at many "top" law schools in the US are graduates of Yale or Harvard. Fine. No big surprise there, those are generally regarded as the two most elite, rigorous, and intellectually rarefied institutions. But many of their own professors are graduates of the school at which they now teach. Before you consider that fact on your own, dear reader, consider this: what if they're wrong about everything and nobody knows because there's ne plus ultra authority? Ok, that's unlikely. But in the interest of creating a new pool of qualified professors for the most incontinence-inducingly impressive law schools, I propose: famous actors! E.G.--Morgan Freeman teaches legal theory of race and civil rights law! Dustin Hoffman teaches contracts and conversational Yiddish!Al Pacino teaches whatever the hell he wants! HOOO AAAH!