Odd

Apparently with great power comes great responsibility. I think I am going to change it to with a house comes all kinds of scam bags but Since advancing in years my honesty plea has gone to another level, and bitchiness seems to sweep all over me. Here is the drill, I finally get my beloved house i am pimping it all up, making it all cosy and cute so i am starting to live my life, starting to achieve my dreams and all of a sudden i seem to attract the most weird situations and circumstance not forgetting people. So the following events have happen over a space of six days.Dude one: Says his coming round to see me. I am like that’s fine but let me know when so that I can make time for you. Dude calls me up, says’ me his coming next day round midday. Its not possible so I let him know that its best to come later round five because I have work. He’s ok with it. Six o‘clock dude is no where to be seen. A call is made and dude boldly informs me how it is my fault that I said I wouldn’t be available hence his tied up at work but can come later on in the night. Excuse me?! Am not your girlfriend hence I don’t entertain late night guest especially the likes of dude and I am not the one who badly wants to be.Dude Two: This one is one of those friends you talk to once every six months but still find something to talk about. Round 11pm (I think) I am almost reaching my destination slumber land. My phone rings, “Am outside your house”. I half awake get out of bed get to the door am like what’s wrong (as a concerned friend). Dude gives me a hug and makes his way into ‘MY HOUSE’ at 11 something pm. His talking nonsense. Honest and Bitchy me- “Hey I am really tired. I need to go to bed. What do you want.” Dude starts telling me how my body is so great, how I look sexy. How he would like to have a CUDDLE and mbu talk till morning. I look at dude tell him to get the hell out of my house and just before the door hits his back side he grabs my home made coffee cake.Dude Three: Asks me how I feel about him. In the spirit of honestly and bitchiness I tell him I don’t feel anything for him and I never will. Dude assures me, “I was coming to yours but now I have changed my mind I think I will feel weird.” Am like, well that’s ok with me personally it doesn’t make a difference. 3:30pm next day dude calls- will be there at 5:30pm. Dude doesn’t give up despite my honesty he goes on to say “ At least love me once , twice, three time and then you can tell me it will not work” it makes me wonder what he means by love me...Guys help me out did he mean sex..? For this one he lost a leg as I hoisted him out through the window without mercy.As for Dude Four that’s another story for another time. Don’t want to hit the word limit.