insomniac blogging

A List of Portmantbreauxbro: A young dude, any random man, a guy who likes to party and will yell at drunk girls to take off their tops, a frat boy. bromantic: Guys who seem like they're very invested in companionship but are kind of misogynistic. Will say things like "Dude, I totally love and trust my girl, I just don't trust other guys" as a defense for romantic gestures like bugging her car with miniature microphones.brosquatch: Also known as the abominable broman, this tall, hirsute fellow is native to sub-zero climes; his grunt-based language is intelligible to bartenders.C.E.Bro: He runs a business inherited from his dad; spends most of his time losing the company's money on all-terrain vehicles, gold-plated money incinerators, and Red Bull popsicles.