I DON’T WALK ON CLOUDS ANYMORE

I am well respected at work. People generally like me,they say am outgoing and funny. So it makes then want to buy for me breakfast and lunch.There is this workmate of mine called Edward, he is among my closest friends at work.This particular day I go into the restroom at work and was “caught up” there for some minutes. Definitely longer than usual.Eddie wanted to use the bathroom and he came(we share our bathrooms so men and women use the same room)inside.I could hear him standing outside and waiting for me to come out.He didn’t know it was me inside and I was having an especially bad day.
He started asking who was in the bathroom and if I was laying building foundations in there.I kept quiet, then he went back to ask for whoever had gone into the bathroom. Then he came back and I was still inside. I was not constipated, I swear.He kept wondering out loud about whoever was inside and how smelly it was.Anyway after a looooooooooong while I walked out.Embarassed.And he couldn’t stop laughing at me.Then he went into the offices and announced to people “never to enter the bathroom after Vicky has been there.”That it is an attack on the nostrils and they will temporarily stop breathing.
I think they don’t respect me anymore.