Hello. I still be here

I have gravely neglected my blog. My apologies to it. I have been very very neglectful in giving updates on Boy Wonder. He turned 5 earlier this month and got to do one new thing and to sit on a Police motorbike. He was thrilled and I was beyond proud and happy. It was a glorious first for me – a family outing in our family transportation.
He was also the naughtiest boy in his class for the first half of the term, telling any teacher who threatened him that he was going to report them to his mummy. I found a few unamused teachers waiting to see what exactly Petesmama is packing that makes her so frightening. Unfortunately for Peter, he forgot that Mummy has a strong pimp hand and his Granny has an even stronger one. Suffice to say there is no more nonsense at school.
In other news, I saw a kitten recently and I remembered when I last had one. I miss owning a cat. It also occurred to me that every time  have owned a cat I am really close to I have also been single. My sudden desire to revisit owning a cat, however, does not coincide with a desire to be single. Far from, actually. I’m happily hitched right now, to put it mildly.
I turned 30 a week before Peter’s birthday and I waited for it to be weird or midlife crisis-like. Nothing. Not a blip on the radar. When is it officially midlife anyway? All I know is I got bigger and more beautiful – I miss my super flat tummy, though. But that is nothing that cannot be sorted.
So there is the most basic update. How is everyone else? Where is Antipop? Heaven? Chanel? Sybella? Ashy? Lulu? Post-election Tumwi? I do not even live vicariously through your BHH recaps anymore? What’s up?
And now, for my final trick of the day, let me proceed to ruin April Fool’s Day by reminding everyone to BE ON THEIR GUARD this Friday!
Hee hee…