Despicable Me

Me (vehemently): I’d NEVER be that kind of woman who’s comfortable being taken care of . I feel like I’m less of a person for it. Why can’t I get my own stuff and not have to rely on a man?
Her (wisely): So, do you despise those kind of women?
Me: OF COURSE!
Her: What makes them so despicable?
Me: *stumped*
I’ve decided to put myself out there and be ‘taken care of’. Yes, no more splitting the bill, no more refusing you to put fuel in my car, heck buy me a car if you want. Let’s see how this works. Meet Despicable Me.