IS YOUR HAIR BROWN?

A smart waitress, a brown mug and a colored poster. It’s Wednesday evening and I am relaxing on the balcony of  this countryside restaurant. Am wearing my favorite blue shorts and that means my legs will be embracing the cool breeze that comes from this western side. From where am seated, I can see a couple of cows treading through the high brown grass on the flatland. Anyway I won’t be distracted by this flora and fauna, I will choose to focus on utilizing my time while here   to tell you about this amazing restaurant. This is the only restaurant I have been to that has wooden floor. I don’t know whether I needed to say that anyway but there you go, I have already said it, Y-e-a-h.This smart waitress has just dropped the restaurant menu on my table and scanning through it, I have just witnessed the most bizarre food menu of all time. I mean, where do you go to eat and find these as your choices to choose from, listen, let me read for you. The first on this m...