G.O.D

The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all unitsmanufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect inthe primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units codenamed Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defectin all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed"Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality, " or more commonly known asS.I.N., as it is primarily expressed. Some of the symptoms include: 1. Loss of direction2. Foul vocal emissions3. Amnesia of origins4. Lack of peace and joy5. Selfish or violent behavior6. Depression or confusion in the mental component7. Fearfulness8. Idolatry9. Rebellion The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect,is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge tocorrect this defect. The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear theentire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is noadditional fee required. The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-ROnce connected, please upload your burden of SIN through theREPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the RepairTechnician, Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:1. Love2. Joy3. Peace4. Patience5. Kindness6. Goodness7. Faithfulness8. Gentleness9. Self control Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers'Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use ofthese fixes. WARN Please assist where possible by notifying others of this importantrecall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'. Because He Lives! God Bless you abundantly ING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correctionvoids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers andproblems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit beingpermanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus. DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall actionwill have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not bepermitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of thatfacility. Thank you for your attention! - GOD