Ndagukumbuye cyaane

My Baybay,
I miss you when I watch E!
I miss you now that I am watching American Idols!
I miss you especially when I watch E! news.
They have been showing the EPK of that new movie oba confessions of a shopaholic. Just the EPK is making me miss you. Cos I think the movie is about you.
I feel silly being a “woo girl” without you.
The ‘Paralyser’ song is on repeat in my head. I know! It’s supposed to be for you and your lover but it is now in my head (and I kinda lurrve it very much I want to force Ebony to luurrrvvve it too.)
There are no nice shoes in Kampala anymore…or I just can’t notice them cos you aren’t here to point them out to me.
The manicurist asks after you…and he makes me miss you more. But I think it makes him give me a more intense foot massage. Yay!
Abdul, the cab guy also asks after you. He says, “Omuzungu wange ali atya?”
Sweety and I no longer dance (jump in the chair) on Amani’s “I am missing my baybay” cos I think I will breakdown halfway through.
And that ka stupid song “Come back to me Showry” creeps up on me and makes me sad.
I miss you when they play Pepper pot.
I would have loved to see your expression when some chic told me to get ganja to make my bu dreds grow better…I looked around for you.
I missed you when I went to Effendy’s and you weren’t there to have B52 with me…I am terrified of going to Mateo’s or Alligator’s without you.
I miss you when I arrange our room.
I missed to see your face when the bu other tiny jeans finally fit. Malaria has taken my ka fat a*se as if. Yay!…even the bu shorts fit nicely without looking like ill fitting panties.
…and I miss you when I see that look in your lover’s eyes. The look that says he misses you but he is trying to be strong about it.
I love you…be good to yourself…for me.
Xoxo,
Your Baybay
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My Baybay is my little sis.  She went to live a Malaysian dream at a fancy Uni with a funny sounding name. I wanted to send this to her but it makes me so sad and I imagine she will feel worse. So I am putting it here until the day she annoys me and send it to make her weep. (*evil glint*)