Alright. So we're still alive. There's a good reason for it too. See yesterday wasn’t the first particle collision. It was just a beam test. So pretty much - the machine works. The actual collision is set for October 21st. You have an extension, puny humans, unbelievers. Use itIn other news, I discovered a new superpower I didn’t know I had.Three years ago, an Australian man built up so much static electricity in his clothes as he walked that he burned carpets, melted plastic and sparked a mass evacuation.Frank Clewer, of the western Victorian city of Warrnambool, was wearing a synthetic nylon jacket and a woollen shirt when he went for a job interview.As he walked into the building, the carpet ignited from the 40,000 volts of static electricity that had built up. "It sounded almost like a firecracker or something like that," he said.
