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Msschwrrr! posted on February 8, 2011 - 6:24pm

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Free Twitter & Facebook Mobile posted on December 1, 2010 - 8:35pm

The only thing I miss about my former work place is the 24 hour internet and the fact that I could find something to blog about every week. At least that was the case before the beginning of this year.I began this year with spending a lot of time on twitter. What with the free UTL twitter. (Is it still available?) When I wanted to keep myself from receiving those persistent anonymous calls, I was forced to abandon free twitter and switch to another line. I replaced my love for twitter with free facebook mobile.In other news, I got a sales job with Maswali.com.Akalango:Maswali.com is a platform for business owners to advertise their products and special offers on the internet. Maswali.com extends to other countries like Kenya and Rwanda. We hope to extend to Tanzania and South Africa very soon. Right now my task is to talk to owners of salons and bridal shops.

You are not Alone Oh Single Lady posted on May 14, 2010 - 11:08pm

Just as some lady out there is about to conclude that she’s abnormal because of her fear for painful sex with her generously endowed boyfriend, some women at a workshop for women leaders are demanding for a clause allowing them to divorce men with big sexual organs. I thought it did not matter what size a male's organ is because all women can adjust to whatever size. So now what are they trying to say? They also complained that most husbands demand for sex during the day without considering the presence of their children. No wonder this pastor had to lecture church ladies here about not giving it to their husbands any time of the day.

Lets See...What is Bothering Me? posted on April 4, 2010 - 6:02pm

There are so many things bothering me these days. Things that make my world depressing.1. There’s the whining volunteer at work2. The pressure to get a husband from my bosses3. Cruise and his games3. Then the men in my life are either M. A or of the P.A and/or virtual, all of which is not only risky but lethal.4. Mom is beginning to complain about the time I spend on the internet at home. I spend most of my time at home on the internet.

I Lost My Mojo posted on March 20, 2010 - 10:42pm

I thought that by blocking the phone that has my UTL line or MTN line and getting myself a Zain line that is known only to five close friends and family on a new phone, I had dealt away with the problem of receiving calls from strangers.This morning, I found four missed calls on the phone with a Zain line. It was a strange Zain number. At 10:30 p.m, the same person rang.‘Olyotya nyabo,’ said a strange and tedious voice on the other end.‘Gyendi sebbo,’ I replied. ‘Who is this?’‘Nze boyfriend wo,’ he replied.‘Wrong number,’ I said.‘Wrong number?’I hang up and switched off the phone. Problem is this type of phone does not have the provision for me to block those numbers that are not on my accepted list like the phone with the UTL line. I am sure this person is going to make it a habit to keep calling endlessly even when I am dead asleep.

How I Survived Entering a Sexual Network posted on February 13, 2010 - 9:46pm

It is finally over. My two weeks of friendship with a man who is living with his girlfriend and three children. Even though I never got to meet him face to face, it felt as if I already had and it was the most scary thing I have ever had to go through. Is there any manual on how to be a mistress to a man who is already committed to someone else? I do not expect one to be there because it is wrong in the first place. But internet tegwayo. When I googled it, I actually found some links on how to be a mistress to a married man. I know. It is a sick world I tell you.

Why the Sexual Network May Never be Stopped posted on January 31, 2010 - 6:50pm

In my last post, I was bothered about the fact that men keep lying to me. I am over that because I realised that they have to lie with the hope of getting what they want from me. Luckily, none has succeeded so far. This perpetual lying by men is the reason why I think the ‘get out of the sexual network’ strategy or ‘be faithful to your sexual partner’ is a lost cause.The truth of the matter is if you read the minds of most married men you would find that most of them wish for opportunities to have sex all the time not only with their wives but with other women. Of course no man will admit this to his wife because that would be asking for trouble. Why ask for a fight when you can avoid it?Given the chance, most married men would have an affair with different women if they were sure they would never be caught. A few daring ones make it a point to have an affair as often as they want to regardless of whether they will be caught by their wives or not.

Lessons Learnt posted on January 10, 2010 - 4:01pm

There are three things bothering me today. One, things are never what they appear to be. Like that couple that appears to be happy together. They seem made for each other. The truth is, although the man is your regular prince charming of the tall, dark and handsome fame, he has a few weird issues about him. For starters, he does not like kids because he does not see any point in bringing another human being into an already overpopulated world to suffer the way he suffered. Then he has no stable job and hopes that by dating a rich lady like you, you might be able to give him some money to buy himself a car.

Cucumber Ka Nkubulire I Do Not Need Such posted on December 22, 2009 - 12:33pm

Dear Cucumber,Christmas is here but I do not have the guts for it. I wish I had a boyfriend. But yeah, I have wished for that every Christmas since my college days because it so happens that each time a guy decides he likes me, he dumps me just before Christmas.I want to leave my job but I have failed to get a new one. My first boss is coming back in May 2010. He’s been in the U.S studying for his PhD for seven years. I do not want him to find me still at my job. Can you imagine the drama? How will he and Boss A get along? At least Boss B may be gone by then.When I realised that I am going to be on holiday until January 18 2010, I decided to ask Boss B if I could take the office laptop home and then buy an Orange modem. So far I am not complaining apart from Sunday afternoon when I could not access the internet. However, the problem was sorted out as soon as I called Orange customer care.