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Meet the Hawks posted on July 27, 2010 - 5:02pm

Mohawk. I don’t like that word; funny enough my haircut is kinda like it.
So I’m busy minding my own and this dude decides to call me Mohock (I believe he meant Mohawk). The ‘star’ in me I gogold (I believe I meant googled), Mohawk.
I turns out I don’t have a Mohawk, I have a Faux-Hawk. I know this might not mean much to you my dear Reader but sure does meant alot to me.
In my Head, “So I walk up to this dude and just as I’m about to correct him, I realise faux-hawk is just wierd (I believe I meant weird).”
I’ve pointed a gun at my foot too many times before so not going to do it again.
FYI People,
1. Origin of the Mohawk: Red Indians (Ululating)
2. Types of Mohawks: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohawk_hairstyle (couldn’t be bothered to write them all down – Love you all)

The real definition of SWAGGER posted on June 11, 2009 - 2:37pm

I don’t care whether these people are tying to sale suits but i prefer their definition of swagger – suit-swagger.com.
I honestly think that the use of the word swagger has become really annoying. When you say a swagger like mine, it’s cool to you but extremely annoying to me (i’m not hating); but if i say a swagger like his, then that cool to you and okay to me. Jus like the suit guys are saying,
someone with TRUE swagger does not need to announce to the entire room that he has swagger. The people around him just KNOW it

The verb swagger has 3 meanings:

For a second there posted on May 28, 2009 - 11:32pm

Just when you think something is that, you find out it is actually this. I know split seconds can make your day (MMD) or break your day (BMD).
Take for example, for a second there:

  1. i thought that fire truck was heading in the same direction as i was (MMD)
  2. i thought you were on the phone (BMD)
  3. i hoped i had been left behind (BMD)
  4. i thought this article was about people (BMD)
  5. i thought it was just my imagination (MMD)
  6. i thought you were mum (MMD)
  7. i will think you, my dear reader, are understanding this (MMD)
There is this game – Mafia Wars posted on May 14, 2009 - 12:17am

Give it up for the famous, the one and only, marFIA waRS))))))))
It is by far the most addictive game (well apart from text twist).

Some facts for you:

  1. It is on facebook (as an app ovcoss)

    2. It is this cool application on facebook (do allow me use fb). When someone tell you they are on fb and you look at the screen and it has a black background, that is mafia wars. It is very addictive (if u feel u won’t play it coz o dis xteristic, then i’l say it’s not so so

Labelle : Roll Out posted on May 13, 2009 - 11:30am

After 30 years they are back, the 1970s trio Labelle! (i know, too many ‘commas’)
I listen to oldies, I honestly do. It is weird but just last months, I didn’t know the girl group Labelle. I had heard some of  their songs but you know…(u kno wen u kno a song but u just kno d song n nothin but d song so help u God)

I simply took a bow posted on April 9, 2009 - 7:33am

Ladies and Gentlemen, I hope you’re in the mood to travel right now cause
I want to take you on a journey… we’re going back in time. Are you ready?…
(Lines extracted from the song Way Back by Tanya Stephens)


If you want to read these lyrics go to Sleek n wild
I think the lyrics are strong and deep, the first time I heard them, I simply took a bow.
It’s was wierd hearing a raggae artist praise Marvin Gaye, not suprising but wierd.
Come to think of it, these days, the good ole people buy a whole album just to listen to one track (this is why we collect tracks… in Uganda, you all know what I’m talking about!).
Music in those days was tyt; proof;

Tek him bak posted on April 9, 2009 - 6:51am

(Phone Conversation)
Tanya:  Hello, Natalie? This is Tanya.
Natalie: Tanya who? You mean Tanya who tek meh man and gwaan like she waan broke fight pon mi pon top ah it?!
Tanya: But Natalie datta when me was young and foolish…..
Natalie: Foolish?! That was last year!
Tanya: But people change…
Natalie: No change! No, I don’t waan hear
me friend dem used to move ex cut and go tru das how deh
crew used to flex any man we see and we waan we jus tek
gyal talk too hard get ah kick inna she neck well couple
of times you used to call me pon de phone cuss me how fi
left your husband alone ah jus now me ah fully understand
why me really need fi leave your man cuz him refuse
to look wuk so his pockets stay bruck cant mash ah ants but
him want to chuck you say you really love me nah fight dat
wifey please come tek him

Through my note books posted on February 24, 2009 - 2:39pm

Today I decided to go through my note books, interesting stuff I found…
I love making notes while reading, that is why I have note books. Well I don’t really like making notes but I do so because I love monitoring my handwriting, formats, space usage…
While reading Tribes by Seth Godin, these are the notes I made:

This is the first style I used. When I am going through these notes, I reaallllyyy take my time.

And there was Guidespot… posted on February 23, 2009 - 5:24pm

Guidespot… It’s your spot in the universe
I know I’m not the first or last to blog about Guidespot because it’s simply amazing…
This is a basic explanation of Guidespot got from their facebook page:
What is a Guide?
Think of a guide as your own visual list and multi-media story. Now think of Guidespot as an online platform where this creative knowledge-sharing converge and form communities around your interests.
Building a guide offers you the opportunity to combine text, links, photos, videos, addresses and maps all in one place without having to use the techy stuff to get it done. Organize the layout of your guide by dragging and dropping the contents to your desired locations.
In my own words, it is ‘a guide to help you get answers faster!’

Patois Vs Jamaican English Vs Iyaric posted on February 20, 2009 - 6:43pm

I’ve spent the last year listenin to music from Jamaic, so naturally i thought that I understood Jamaican. I was shocked when i found out that the music i was listenng to was not only Jamaican but other languages that sounded like Jamaican.
Just so you know, there are three types of languages in Jamaica that diverted from the English language. There is Patois, Jamaican English and Iyaric.