November 2009

From sugar daddies to rhino sex posted on November 30, 2009 - 11:52pm
Not-so-serious weekday roundup of East African news and stories: Have you heard of the good old sugar daddies who actually supported their student lovers? Here we have a more economical Kenyan fellow who is perhaps trying to free himself from debt. Do you know that your country is supposed to provide you with some basic public services? Like electricity? Rwandans are taking matters into their own hands, pardon us, feet! Who needs a Wii Fit from the Kigali game library when you can sweat your way to cheap light?! While Tanzania is too holy to ever do something wrong to their neighbours, Rwanda eventually gets accepted into the club (click on the link, at least to see Kagame getting in touch with the spiritual world).
Full Moon posted on November 30, 2009 - 10:24pm

The moon is huge, full outside. In a sky that is touched by its silvery light, soft darkness.

I am seated at home. Just finished a big supper. Full, sated. Happy.
We had a visitor, a friend. He has escorted him. And, I have just come in.

The day has been turbulent for me. Emotions edgy, brittle; I found that I was too incensed by bill related things.
I have to admit, I am human. And, I am doing lots of pulling and pushing. Far above my capacity. That is what is wrong with causes. One can be so completely absorbed that one forgets to live.

So, today, even though the Monitor had the reaction to the bill as front page news, I didn’t post it. It was a defence, of Uganda under attack, by foreigners. Normally, I would have been my cutting self. This time, I felt exhausted, on a Monday morning, with an uphill fight that I am convinced I cannot win.

Yet I fight, because I must. Lying down to die is not an option.

A meeting in the morning. World AIDS Day tomorrow, I missed an interview.

On Stealing and Belief posted on November 30, 2009 - 10:11pm

Two moms on the pediatric ward were busted, for taking some of the food we give their malnourished children, and selling them it in the market.  An alert nurse noticed, and did some detective-work, uncovered the truth, and led us to tighten our distribution policies.  But the whole scenario raises disturbing questions.  What kind of mom takes food from her already-starving child and sells it?  Well, it could be a heartless or cruel one, but in my observation it is more likely a desperate one.  One who does not believe her child is helped THAT MUCH by our care, and one who is so marginal in her own existence that she is willing to take the risk of selling off her food to buy something else, one who believes that there is no other option.  Would I?  I know I had a hard time coming up with enough food this week for my family and visitors and team, and that there are times when my reserves of attention and provision and care are just plain depleted.

Monday Massacres: On a light note posted on November 30, 2009 - 9:53pm

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We, the people who light up Uganda with electricity, the people who looked at all that water in the Nile and while tourists ooohed and aaahed, we went to work to squeeze that free resource through some tube-like devices, and we made Electricity…Yes, we did. Brilliant us…We also control productivity; in ALL senses. Yes, when factories burgeon, it is because we have hearts, we let them do their thing…And when we turn the lights down low(we love Lauryn Hill btw), when we turn the lights low, or switch them off all-together, we furnish another kind of productivity (wink wink)…there are now about 31 million Ugandans, thanks to us, and to alcohol and many intarekcho socio-economic reasons…but mainly thanks to us. You all know how you like to get oogy woogy when we do our thing..And many big shots in town have our hot line; they call us up when they need to get into compromising, ahem, situations and we do the load-shedding.

Baylor Uganda Children demand Rights posted on November 30, 2009 - 9:27pm
By Esther Nakkazi “We have a right, the right of living; we have a hope, for the future; we need care; we need love; we have to grow, its a generation!” sang children swinging their hands and dancing away to the drum beat. Child labor, defilement, child sacrifice, we need our rights! recited an HIV positive young girl, a member of the Baylor Uganda children choir at the 3rd annual national paediatric HIV&AIDS with a theme ‘accelerating access to HIV prevention, care and treatment for all children,’ conference held in Kampala 26-27th November.The conference this time emphasized the need for indiscriminate universal rights to counseling, treatment, paediatric care and rights to all, irrespective of age, gender, race and geographical location.
Eye Health Program Receives Funding! posted on November 30, 2009 - 9:06pm
Reproductive Health News from Iganga
Reflections posted on November 30, 2009 - 7:50pm

This is inspired by this post by one of my fav people..and a bit of encouragement by this poet right here..(yes click and read..and be in happiness..)

Food mojo is back!!! Woop! Yes it may be inspired by some interesting people..but whatever the case may be..it is back..I’m learning to make chappoz..(yes find me  on twitter and my twit pics and be amused). The first ones were hard..but slowly and surely, I’m getting there..they get softer and peelable by the day!!! Actually find myself making proper food most days…which is a contrast from my days of eating bread like I’m being paid…

New music…lemme just post some pics of my new favourites:

N’dambi….The Pink Elephant album…plus I love her big hair!!

It is a common practice that many Ugandans in the Diaspora trek home to cerebrate the Christmas festivals with the families. Therefore this year’s Conference code named “Home is the Best Summit -3” will be held in Lira on 23rd December 2009, Kampala on 29th to 30th December 2009, and Mbale on 4th January 2010. Home is the Best Summit - 3 because it will be the third Conference to organise under such a theme.

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Illusions Of Grandeur posted on November 30, 2009 - 4:42pm
*SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!* Excitement!! I think I may be getting a promotion. Of sorts. OK, doing what I love as opposed to what I’m tolerating. I am really so excited. Last week I thought I had gotten a new place to live and was just as excited as I am now but it fell through and so did I. Am I afraid this [...]
Purpose posted on November 30, 2009 - 4:35pm

Forget about loveforget hateforget hurtforget her. Forget about rejectionforget heartbreakforget loneliness

HAHA!!! We are Back – 1st December posted on November 30, 2009 - 4:04pm
Yah! You thought…… You shall find us doing our thing – and this time ‘thebraggingRIGHTS‘ will be ours…. tehehehe Don’t say I didn’t jazz you Event: WAD Dance OFF Venue: Watoto Church Central Time: 7pm www.watotochurch.com/wad09
VISION AND REALITY posted on November 30, 2009 - 3:55pm

"And the parched ground shall become a pool." Isaiah 35:7We always have visions, before a thing is made real. When we realize that although the vision is real, it is not real in us, then is the time that Satan comes in with his temptations, and we are apt to say it is no use to go on. Instead of the vision becoming real, there has come the valley of humiliation. "Life is not as idle ore,But iron dug from central gloom,And batter'd by the shocks of doomTo shape and use."God gives us the vision, then He takes us down to the valley to batter us into the shape of the vision, and it is in the valley that so many of us faint and give way. Every vision will be made real if we will have patience. Think of the enormous leisure of God! He is never in a hurry. We are always in such a frantic hurry.

My Posts posted on November 30, 2009 - 3:48pm
Of course when i invited some of my close friends to read my blog, i got mixed reactions. Some of them expected a personal tell-it-all pertaining to my bird's eye view of a certain kampala 'social mosaic' some of you get the drift, exuberant natter about things we hold dear....however, my first attempt at blogging presented me with a paradox. As much as i wanted to burst free and write 'matters of utmost interest' i couldnt because as all of you know, we are facing tumultuous times, so my vivacity had to be subdued. i had to expertly extricate myself from the pleasant sordidness (pun-intended oxymoron) the aforementioned social mosaic can sometimes present!I instead stuck to some main-stream (dont say mundane) stuff about random things that i have been doing, books i have been reading, research i have been looking up, thoughts that have been mulling in my head, others that have been muddling my brain hoping to get clarification from ye all readers....I PROMISE!
"Blood Gold" flows through Uganda posted on November 30, 2009 - 3:41pm
I just listened to a great report on 60 Minutes about how gold miners and smugglers are financing the continuing war in the DRC. How Gold Pays For Congo's Deadly War The price of gold set another all-time record this past week. There's demand for gold for investments, for circuits in cell phones and computers, and, in this holiday season, for jewelry. But there's another price being paid for gold that you probably haven't heard about. Gold and other minerals are funding the deadliest war since World War II. More than five million people have died in the Democratic Republic of Congo. Years ago, the jewelry industry banned the trafficking in so-called blood diamonds, but the same hasn't happened with gold.
At the O’Reilly Emerging Technology Conference in San Jose, California, entrepreneur Nathan Eagle showed how citizens of developing world countries can gain employment by using the mobile phone to translate products written in English to their native language. In a trial of the service, students, taxi cab drivers, and security guards were occasionally paid for translation services through their mobile phone. This is a powerful example of the opportunities for leveraging the mobile phone to execute tasks that companies will finance. SOURCE: https://www.abiresearch.com/
Dan Browns Writing posted on November 30, 2009 - 2:59pm
I have just completed Dan Browns First book Angels and Demons (prequel to The Da vinci code) featuring Historian Robert Langdon. Ok i know i am late at this but i have a perfect explanation to dissuade anyones perked interests in my 'slackery' Most of my friends read the two books already, but hey, i was brought up catholic, and have always had an innate lethargy when it comes to reading conspiracy buff's theories. That said however, i tend to understand why Browns books have sold millions of copies - 'the da vinci code' for example sold millions of copies when it just got released years ago. i think Browns books give some sort of release to those who have always battled with the theory presented in the Bible about the dawn of humanity and all, the story of Jesus et al, more so those who - fraught with mishaps in their lives - have been deigned to present a cynicism of the whole concept of christianity. i stand firm and believe.
Faster Africa's introduction to Uganda posted on November 30, 2009 - 2:51pm
I have been in Uganda now for over two months and I finally feel that I can write intelligently on the country. The last weeks were spent building a foundation of knowledge on the topics of politics, media, technology, culture and society in the "Pearl of Africa".
THE LADY ON THE BUS posted on November 30, 2009 - 2:09pm

I kept looking at her from the corner of my eye.

Humbling moments posted on November 30, 2009 - 9:35am

I generally consider myself a simple person, not fussy and fairly well grounded. But now and again I like to sit atop my mountain and survey my ‘achievements’. The circulation of the paper in which I peddle myself is about 36,000 on a good day. That means an average of 36,000 people in this country know I exist. I tend to get a big head about that sometimes. I like to give myself a pat on the back, smoke an imaginary Cuban cigar and sip from a glass of the finest Islay Malt whisky.
Of course, real life intrudes very quickly. In real life I am a teetotaler and an asthmatic who can handle neither smoke nor the mere vapours from hard liquor. In real life, I am just a mushroom growing in a compost heap on the speck on the side mirror on the car in the slow lane on the road to the greater scheme of things.
And every so often the universe will send me a humbling moment to remind me to put my feet on the ground.

Losing UBHH-virginity posted on November 30, 2009 - 8:11am
This post is possibly related to one of those escapades that seem to derail me off balance. Things that want to stick by me and stay with me. The thorough thought of it makes me want to get a stick shove it right through my intestines and pluck out that piece of the grasshopper leg that I swallowed. I belch. Disgusting I know. That’s it. I think am too high on those grasshoppers. Yummy. I have too many of them.
Sunday Monitor posted on November 30, 2009 - 6:55am

It made the Sunday Monitor. The supposed tiff between Brown and Museveni.

New Vision? No. that is not news for them. Debate encourages, promotes homosexuality. And, they are the government mouthpiece...!

British PM against anti-gay legislation

Emmanuel Gyezaho & Agencies

Kampala

British Prime Minister Gordon Brown has joined the crusade against the Anti-Homosexuality Bill 2009 and is understood to have spoken to President Museveni on Friday, voicing his opposition against the proposed legislation.

Mr Brown met President Museveni at the Commonwealth Heads of Government conference in Trinidad and Tobago and reportedly made it clear to him that he is opposed to the new law that would impose life imprisonment to homosexuals in Uganda.

Mushrooms posted on November 30, 2009 - 1:34am

I am

seated in the living room sofa. The door, the windows are open, and the clean clear air spills into the room.

Music, slow, steady, one of  last decade’s hits. Ronan Keating’s remix ‘When you say nothing at all’ on Capital FM. That station is hoarse. Don’t know why, the reception at my place is not so good. But, that is the one I want.

But, wanted to tell you of the sun kissing the leaves outside. Gold light on the deep green of leaves. Banana sail fronds lazily flapping in the skies. Peace, quiet. Except for the high voices of happy children playing.

A day for god’s own creation. True, I am feeling good. Very, very good.

Nothing like a long night asleep in my lover’s arms to wipe out a long grumpy day. To make all things right.

Soon, very soon, I will be going out to roam the city. Oh, he is off on his own. Sometimes it is better not to ask….. Spilling too many secrets here, aren’t I?

Bet I have intrigued you.

Want to share photos I took today.

Thanksgiving, the Incubator, and the Radio Station posted on November 30, 2009 - 12:50am
Fundraising Month Begins in 1 Week
.e.l…c.l.a.s.s.i.c.o. posted on November 29, 2009 - 11:50pm
good evening ladies and gentlemen….there’s over 300 million pounds worth of artillery on display in the majestic nou camp…..the pitch is littered with talent, bucket loads of the stuff. kaka…is not easy!

The Uganda Skateboard Union, Ask for help to people who can help in order to rebuild our first half-pipe which was destroyed by the heavy rainfall which was raining almost every day and then. These first half pipe was constructed in 2005 in December by a South African friend of Jack called Sheal Swart. the ways how we constructed it was not in good construction because we were lacking help and on top of that, No one was knowing what we were trying to build and so many  people new that we where constructing a house of a Crocodile! Yeah,they saw two slide shapes were the animal is going to be use for sun bath!

Bad Hair Day/ I am not my Hair posted on November 29, 2009 - 10:43pm

Thanksgiving break has been awesome! Five days all to myself? No interruptions, beautiful quiet– YES! Fist pumping the air! It took me about 17 hours to get my old braids out [7.00 p.m Friday to 11.30 a.m Saturday], but no matter– I had the time and the inclination, plus I had TV. Any of y’all remember Silver Spoons? Hilarious show!
Anywho, I had everything set up real nice: hair appointment at Lucky’s African Hair Braiding Salon out on Jamaica, got my laundry did and my room cleaned up. I showed up at the salon at 4 on the dot, just rearing to go. Dreadlocks! Whatagwan!
The sense of nostalgia that hit me as I walked in almost bowled me over. The plywood boards on the floor lifted up on one end when you stepped too heavily on the other end. The TV was placed smack dab in the middle of the salon–at an elevated spot, of course.

To-do list posted on November 29, 2009 - 10:13pm
  1. eat my very first rolex
  2. call my boda dude and catch up, children, goats, federo
  3. be driven down a potholey road - check and triple check.
  4. discuss kazini consipiracies - check. was she blackmailed into saying she did it or did crispy UGX play a part?
  5. go to Bid4life
  6. PORK!
  7. rape as many ugachicks and regular chickens as possible - making good progress.
  8. go to the beach and see how much more the lake has shrunk...or not
  9. walk entebbe at dusk
  10. spend as many sunny afternoons at the pool.

did I miss anything?

We the people of Uganda are hereby registering our complaint and protest regarding the authoritarian style of governance with which the 23 year, sitting executive, is running the country with all the semaphores of an impending civil war.
We are vehemently protesting President Yoweri Museveni’s, intent of running the nation of Uganda in an authoritarian manner. He has broken away [...]

Community service posted on November 29, 2009 - 9:06pm
One day an Englishman goes to a Barber for a haircutin a barbershop in London. After the cut, he goes topay the Barber and the Barber replies, "I am Sorry, Icannot accept money from you, I am doing CommunityService". The Irishman is happy and leaves the shop. The nextmorning when the Barber goes to open his shop, thereis a Thank you very much card and a sack of potatoes. The next day a Chinese goes for a haircut and he alsogoes to pay the Barber. The Barber replies again thathe couldn't accept money since he was doing communityService. The Chinaman is very happy and leaves theshop. The next morning when the Barber goes to open hisshop, he finds Thank you card and a sack of ricewaiting at his door. On the third day, an African goes to the same shop fora haircut and he too tries to pay the Barber after hiscut is finished. Once more our honourable barberrefuses to accept cash on the same grounds of servinghis community.
A Golden Chance posted on November 29, 2009 - 6:38pm

Actually, think about it, and it is. A Golden Chance.

Opportunism is not a bad thing, but liberal thinkers take time to grasp it like conservatives would do....

Nicholas Cage in Gulu, Uganda posted on November 29, 2009 - 5:22pm
Celebrity actor; Nicholas cage in Gulu's Acholi Inn (New Vision Photo)Nicholas Cage was on a visit to create awareness about the plight of people recovering from Lord's Resistance Army’s brutality, Cage visited Gulu last week and lodged at Acholi Inn according to the New Vision of Saturday 28 November 2009; http://newvision.co.ug/D/9/40/702553
ANOTHER LONG WEEKEND posted on November 29, 2009 - 5:12pm
Hello folks, This was yet another long weekend in kampala as Friday was a public holiday in honour of Eid Aduha a day when muslims worldwide celebrate by sacrificing animals. Animal rights activists must have been turning in their graves. Those alive must be admitted in hospitals on drip since many innocent creatures were murdered. On my part,  I celebrated Friday by taking my family out to Munyonyo Commonwealth Resort to chill. Upon arrival, we met the Ihas. Joseph Iha works as the General Manager/Credit with Equity Bank (U) Ltd. His wife Elizabeth and two of their children; Will and Ted came to visit him since it was a long weekend and they were celebrating their anniversary on Saturday (yesterday). We ate fish after which the two families went about on a boat ride to take a tour around the Munyonyo area. It was quite an interesting experience and much appreciated by everybody. The highlight of our boat ride was the sight of local fishermen who have since turned to sand mining.
Little gems of the Pearl, intro posted on November 29, 2009 - 4:12pm
Uganda is called the Pearl of Africa, presumably owing this nickname to Winston Churchill.That description is far from being presomptuous. This country has so much to offer to whoever is willing to take the time and discover the hidden little places that make all of its charm.I must say however that I am not talking of the major National Parks, as popular as they may be. Rather, I am referring to those places who hold this special little magic touch that reaches one's soul, and make one want to pause and contemplate. To those people that can be welcoming, open and willing to share.We have now been in Uganda for more than two years, and I have decided to share the many little gems we have come across during this period, travelling from East to West, South to Centre (North is yet to come). Hopefully you will have one day the occasion to come here and discover them yourself !These stories will be classified under the ''Little gems of the Pearl'' tag.
when they go too soon posted on November 29, 2009 - 4:11pm

din't think i could let the month go by just like that, with hardly any more than 4 posts, now could i? It's been a hectic month and my mind and fingers along with the pens...key boards have had a hard time coordinating to produce anything magical or worth reading , so my brain has stored all that i hoped to write and i hope that when this season of business in someway becomes manageable (coz i see myself busier) then i guess i shall put something down worth guzzling.)not forgettingmy Literature teacher passed on... i recieved the message with shock and memories of her flashed before my eyes in little snapshots, snap!playing scrabble at her home after running out of school to avoid being dragged onto the field for 100metre runs on the shool's sports day with her daughter, who taught me to be a rebel.snap!

Gaze en bleu, rouge et blanc posted on November 29, 2009 - 3:35pm
Petite tunique toute simple pour mettre en valeur l'imprimé très joli de ce coupon Nani Iro. Coutures anglaises et ourlets roulottés finis à la main. Coton ''double gauze'', tout doux et confortable. J'ai cherché sur internet l'équivalent français de ce terme (que je ne connaissais pas) et voici ce que j'ai trouvé: Tissu gaze:
Sir Loin (2005-2009) posted on November 29, 2009 - 3:07pm

Sir Loin, fiercest bull in all of Bundibugyo District, died in his pasture of complications of a septic knee joint Saturday night. He was four (maybe).

Sir Loin, widely known for his strength and savagery, was most highly regarded for his studmuffin, chick magnet abilities. The husband of DMC (Dairy Milk Chocolate) and the father of a Gernsey exotic known as "Truffle", he left his genetic mark on a district with few true blue-bloods.

His owner, Dr. Myhre, dragged his 900 pound carcass to the nearest trash pit with his truck and pushed him in with the help of six strong men.

This is sick (part 2) posted on November 29, 2009 - 2:52pm

Outside looking inD E Wasake esq.The following takes place between 12.00 midnight and 5.00 am ....on a saturday night....Now how the hell am I supposed to find my underwear in this mess of a 6 year old kid. Everything scattered on the floor...loads of tiny pink clothes, pink dolls including one barbie one, one negro one...and gosh the posters on the wall "staring" back at me..

Anti-Baganda Omara Atubo Says That Kabaka Is Not Ssabataka posted on November 29, 2009 - 10:41am
On November 26, 2009, Museveni’s Langi  minister of Lands, Omara Atubo, told a symposium on decentralization, women land rights and citizenship in Kampala, that: “His highness the Kabaka stopped being the Ssabataka when he was given the 360 square miles by the British.”  Milton Obote’s kinsman did not explain to the meaning what the word “Ssabataka” means. Omara Atubo is Museveni’s current point man in the NRM campaign to put the control of the majority of Buganda land in the hands of Banyankore, Banyarwanda, Bakiga and other foreigners. In private, like Milton Obote and Yoweri Museveni, Omara Atubo is known to passionately despise Baganda. According to a reliable source: “Omara Atubo has only UPC blood in his and veins the idea of working for a Munyarwanda, Museveni. However, because he hates Baganda so much, he is willing to work with devil to destroy the Kabaka.” What our source told us is consistent with another statement that Atubo made on Novermber 26, 2009.
I am un-African. posted on November 29, 2009 - 10:16am

Yes, that is what they say.

Note how I have stated it. Not that I am NOT African. But, that I am un-African. Like I have an attribute which is not of my people. Not of my continent.

In essence I am a sell out, a traitor, a ‘collaborator’. I deserve death, and the infamy of social ostracisation and legal limbo. My people have the right to write a law that puts all like me in prison and to death. Because I am un-African.

It is a breathtaking assertion. A lie so incredible that, in this day and age, the reaction should be, ‘shame upon you, liar’. But, in this day and age, we tend to respect such assertions. Like ‘Recruiting European homosexuals’. And, maybe Africans are dumb. Or all the problems that we have come from ‘colonialists’. Or many other ridiculous things which do not deserve accreditation.

I have learnt to isolate the anger these thought pull out in me. It is like I have formed a cocoon, which I don’t touch most of the time.

In Praise of Teens (and lots of them) posted on November 28, 2009 - 2:30pm

This morning we moved RMS: shifted our missionary-kid school from a half of a former girls' dorm at Christ School, up to a vacant mission house (the former Tabb house). This will free up space at CSB for more teacher housing. And it will make use of a very spacious home that SIL graciously allowed us to inherit. There is a whole library-room for books, and probably three times as much space inside and ten times as much outside as we had before. We are so grateful.
From the Lee and Herron days, through the Leary, Tabb, and Myhre era on to the Massos and Barts, Fillyaws, Pierces . . .we've accumulated a serious number of books and great curriculum and resources. But moving it all is quite a monumental task. Ashley and the other teachers worked hard to organize for weeks, but the final effort would have taken us days instead of hours were it not for the willing and able teens we are blessed to have around. Fourteen boys and Julia, to be precise.

Thanksgiving, take 2 posted on November 28, 2009 - 2:20pm

Our WHM team celebrated an American Thanksgiving dinner a day late, in order to free up Thursday for the end-of-the-CSB-school-year events and the very thankful goodbye party honoring the Pierces, as well as Roselyn, a departing teacher (there was an honoring of Desmond as well, a very senior staff who has taught our kids math and feels the pull of family health issues may force him to leave . . but in the end of his goodbye speech he committed to staying for one more year! Hooray!). So Friday saw us butchering two turkeys (see picture below of RVA friends helping with feather removal), and in between staff meetings, rounds, and general survival preparing for a 27-person sit-down spread. Thankfully the whole team cooked up storms in their own houses, so when we put it all together, it was more than adequate, amazing actually that pecan pies and green bean casseroles and cranberry-studded stuffing could materialize in the heart of Africa.

Bodabodas: way to go! posted on November 28, 2009 - 1:52pm
Have you ever been late for a meeting, ever needed to carry a cow for the smallest penny, ever needed to fly through traffic like it never was, ever wanted to sit really close to your loved one? All this is simply a roadside away! Yes, that’s how easy it can get! Exclusive for the small ones: If you are not cautious, you get thrown off during the ride and… still have to pay if you are not out of sight! Piece of advice: Before you sit turn his side mirror to face you!!! Safe journey or rather enjoy your flight! Esther Gensi
Ugandan Asians Key To NRM Occupation of Buganda posted on November 28, 2009 - 11:43am
A survey of that has been carried out by two Baganda statisticians in Kampala suggests that the Asian community in Uganda is key to Museveni’s and the NRM’s armed occupation of Buganda. They control the local banking industry, have a virtual monopoly on manufacturing and are the investment agents of choice for the biggest Balaalo and Banyrwanda money launderers in the region. According to the survey, if you leave out the NGO and Telecommunications sectors, Asians and Banyankore jointly control over 70% of all full time private sector jobs in Buganda. And it is this joint control of jobs and money by Asians and Banyankore that has made the former key to the NRM’s oppressive occupation of Buganda. The survey reveals that although over 75% of all business activities Museveni’s Uganda are in Buganda  and Baganda are a large majority within the Kingdom, Asian businesses today employee more Banyankore/Bakiga/Banyarwanda than Baganda.
Beautiful day in Kampala. posted on November 28, 2009 - 11:03am

Overcast. A Saturday

Am recovering from last night. Sadly, I am also at work...! Sometimes the guilty are punished multiple times.
Yesterday was Eid day. A public holiday. And, well, we went out. And, I went dancing, while he kind of disagreed with my schedule. So, since it was my schedule, I went ahead to act stupidly.... Only excuse is that I am also human. Oh well, we live and learn. Again.
Now, the head seems sort of light, and I am in need of water, and some extra hours in bed. But, I have to soldier through the day.
To our running topic...
I have to say that I still expect the bill to be passed. We have about one chance in 100 to have it stopped. Or stalled. And, how can we achieve that? International condemnation. Pressure on the religious heads who dare to advocate genocide. And, if the Ugandan medics dare come out and take a stand. The latter is almost impossible to achieve. They are also homophobic. It is an unpopular topic.

Parts of the third part of the playscript: MONOLOGUE 1 posted on November 28, 2009 - 8:15am

another one of us
concieved. A midnight lust perhaps
-(it could have been three of the morning)-.
A mythical curse i became
should I die then? should it have been I then? I dead not her then?
There wasn’t thing for I to lose; not a child not a name not I- No.
It was Just I; only a ‘thing’ then, named ‘it’ then
The bloody two-feet devil
A half-sized ‘mount of evil,
Soaked in Satan’s blood i dripped
all of hers dry.
Maybe the midwife was right that night
Maybe secrets belong with the night.
A time and space where,
when a man decides to fuck a woman
who’s not his wife,
desires her but not to bear him fruits; be them Satanic or Angelic
And there was I: – Satanic, or Angelic- Simply undesired
Unwanted by the very man who ‘dug the well’-excuse my speak
- for he belonged to another, was another’s;
another’s home and heart.
more…
in the script

Women keep the World Together posted on November 27, 2009 - 11:48pm

This morning, at 6am, my phone started ringing.I tried to ignore it but it was insistent. I finally got up and looked to see it was my friend, Monique, calling.I picked up and said, "Are you crazy? I am not getting up this early to talk to you unless you have discovered some growth of an unspecified nature or have just been visited by Martians...otherwise, forget it!"She laughed her perfectly dismissible French laugh and said, "Today, I made a bastilla!"I sat up and tried to clear my head. This was a big announcement.

Appeasing the Un-Appeasable. posted on November 27, 2009 - 10:58pm

You know, reading through the anti-homosexual bill, and hearing some of the statements that are made by well meaning friends of Uganda about working with the homophobes here, I kind of wonder whether this policy really ever works.

I mean, a bully is a bully. Try to appease him or her in anyway, and they just grow stronger.

Take the schism of the Anglican Church. The Episcopal Church in America has been making a stand on the humanity of gay people, of gay Christians. And, the 'fundamentalists' those who follow 'biblical' Christianity have been on the offensive, accusing the others of being less than Christian. They have made such a lot of fuss that the Church of England has been bending over backwards, trying to accomodate what the fundamentalists believe is what is right. Trying to shut out their shouts of what is conscionable.

Now, here comes the Anti-Homosexual Bill in Uganda.

To think that it is only about Uganda is to miss the bigger picture. No.

Work Rules posted on November 27, 2009 - 10:21pm
DRESS CODE: It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada sneakers & carrying a Gucci bag we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better,so that you may buy nicer clothes and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to and therefore you do not need a raise. SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness.If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. SURGERY: Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment. PERSONAL DAYS: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.