September 2009

Breath posted on September 30, 2009 - 9:47pm
For breath and sustenance, I pray.
Bizarre names for Uganda artists posted on September 30, 2009 - 9:32pm
   The iconic Shalom Rapperz. Wordz; Anthony Woods After writing the Chameleone story and how his show in Amsterdam almost flopped, I mentioned his back up artist as being called AK47 (as in the Kalashnikov rifle). However, 3 people contacted me because they thought I had actually made up that name. So I decided to carry out some research on other Ugandan artists who have renamed themselves all sorts of names, to avoid more questions. I could not find the Ugandan names for most artists as the newspapers and magazines use only their stage names. I welcome any other additions or comments. I researched for the names from the websites of the New Vision, the Monitor and Music Uganda. There was no particular order I followed. 1. Joseph Mayanja   stage name; Jose Chameleone 2. Douglas Mayanja AKA Weasel ma weasel TV 3. Emma Mayanja AKA Hammatone AK47 4. Pius Mayanja AKA Lizard 4. Kyagulanyi Ssentamu AKA Bobi Wine 5. Bobi Wine’s kid brother AKA Mickie Wine 6. Mowzey Radio 7.
Only dictators order for the close of a radio station posted on September 30, 2009 - 8:19pm

Sseruganda Kituuka;

That was a well thought out response to Guma. It’s people like these who have bought our country to its knees. People like these are bad for the entire nation because, they believe in dictatorships. There is no constitutional order as far as Uganda is concerned. Power lies in one individual and everybody looks [...]

Willy Kituuka
P. O. Box 2678,
Kampala.

30th September 2009

Captain Guma Gumisiriza David
MP Ibanda County North

Dear Guma,

RE: A statement made by yourself on Federo in Uganda
I wish to take this opportunity to write to you on a serious matter regarding the future of our country.  I am not new to [...]

Here Comes a Golden Oldie! posted on September 30, 2009 - 6:13pm

March 26, 2007
I am an insomniac.
Some days are better than others.
The last few weeks have been horrid.
This is an account of a typical night for me.
12:30am – Sis wakes me after I fall asleep on the couch awaiting The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, to stay awake I grab the last chocolate chip cookie from tea at Charlotte’s place earlier today.
1:30am – elec bursts. Shoot. I’m going to bed, besides Top Gear aint even coming on no more. Bloody hell. Send Sheeba a text, she prolly just having dinner right now. Bloody mosquito is back, wonder where’s it been last few days
2:00am – say the first of what will be many prayers, decide to wear jeans and wingtips tomorrow + Cherie’s Red Ribbon

the case of the disappearing buttocks posted on September 30, 2009 - 3:05pm

So yesterday I’m giving a certain lovely damsel a push back to her hostel. We reach her room, she knew her room-mate was in the room, so she she knocks, no answer. She knocks again, no answer.
So she decides to open the room with her key. The door opens and we see a pair of brown male buttocks hastily vanishing into the shower.
I still can’t stop laughing. Since the damsel didn’t know who the dude was, I christened the buttocks Jack.

Katine school still waiting for teachers posted on September 30, 2009 - 1:29pm
The challenges facing Amorikot school demonstrate the key role local and national government play in developing rural areas of Uganda, such as KatineAt a recent workshop on the Katine project held in Soroti, there was much discussion about how the government – local and national - needed to play its part in supporting the efforts of the community and the Amref project. Amorikot primary school is an example of why this complementary role is so important.Fourteen months ago, Amorikot was a scene of much excitement as the school, previously a miserable group of shaky grass structures erected by the community, received new permanent classrooms from Amref. Back then the school had only two government-paid teachers – the headteacher and his deputy.
10 long serving African leaders posted on September 30, 2009 - 1:11pm
10 African leaders who had been in power for over two decades. I culled this from Charles Onyango Obbo’s article in his column: “An ear to the ground” running in the Monitor newspaper of 30 September 2009. •Gabon’s Omar Bongo topped the league at 40 years.? •A hair’s breadth behind was Gaddafi at 39 years.?   •Angola’s Eduardo Dos Santos was third at 29 years.? •The one and only Comrade Robert Mugabe, was  fourth, having been at the helm, with very disastrous consequences since 1994, for 28 years.? •In fifth, came Egypt’s Hosni Mubarak. By last year, he had logged 27 years.? •Sixth was Cameroon’s ever-absent Paul Biya at 26 years. Biya lives mostly in France, and returns home to rig the vote, and then go back to France. In that regard, he is the most innovative leader in the world.? •Seventh was Congo Republic’s Denis Sassou Nguesso. You have to count Nguesso’s two terms.
OF DIVORCE AND SHARING PROPERTY posted on September 30, 2009 - 1:02pm
I will never know why two people who loved each other, decided to get married, raise a family together, get to a point where they can’t stand each other. You marry someone, share a life and after 20 years they say they want a divorce because you are incompatible! Great! After 20 years? It took you that long to realize it? I don’t know what is worse anyway; having a divorce after one year or as many as over 20 years? Take for example this couple that is in one of the television soaps that I watch. They were such a good couple that I admired and so in love. She got a job overseas and he couldn’t keep his pants on! He cheated! Naturally, this caused a lot of  strain on their relationship. Long story short, he asked her for a divorce because he loves and wants to be with the other woman {the one he cheated on her with}. As the law requires {this law has recently been enacted here in Uganda as well}, they each have to fully declare their assets, and each takes half of what the other has.
Getting over myself posted on September 30, 2009 - 12:31pm
This week, on Monday, a lot of crap happened to me, ok, what felt like a lot of crap to me. I stupidly left my stuff where I shouldn’t which is very unlike me really. Some lumpens broke into my car and stole. They stole it all. I cannot decide who I am madder at. The thieves or myself. Either way, I lost stuff and it felt and still feels horrible. I am trying to be positive; to look for the silver lining, to understand the lesson to be learnt. Today, I read a blog that made me promptly get over myself. It belongs to a guy I briefly met last night called Rhino although his real name is Raymond. He has lost so much lost both parents so young, lost family or what are family ties, lost the girl he loved. However, instead of wallowing, he blogs and says what he has learnt. In fact, he is beginning a project called pay it forward, that means for every act of kindness done to you, do it forward, to someone else, do not expect anything in return for this.
The Independent reports on scarce office space in Kampala. posted on September 30, 2009 - 11:56am
The Independent reports on scarce office space in Kampala. Kampala today has a deficit of over 250,000-300,000square meters of office space or the equivalent of  20 Workers House.
Zig On…Being in a Gang. By Zig Ziglar posted on September 30, 2009 - 10:34am

Some gangs are good.  I realize that when you say the word “gang,” most people react with fear, disgust, apprehension and other negative feelings.  There is, however, a more positive view of the word “gang.”  One of the reasons young people get involved in gangs is because, across the board, they are accepted without judgment or criticism.  There’s a degree of loyalty in those gangs that appeals to young people.  In addition, gangs have leaders and the members actually learn some leadership principles from those leaders.  The gang member knows that he or she is accepted and there’s a degree of security which goes with having some friends you can be with and with having your acceptance assured.
In addition to all of those things, some gangs have notable records of achievement.  I’m thinking of one gang, for example, which produced eleven of the twelve astronauts who walked on the moon.  It also produced a disproportionate share of Rhodes Scholars, college and military academy graduates,

I is cookie monster posted on September 30, 2009 - 10:33am

A minister from Buganda has ‘stunned’ his people by saying he doesn’t respect the Kabaka anymore. Apparently it stems from the treatment he received recently as he tried to meet the monarch. Methinks this is just a ruse. He musta been planning his getaway and he just needed a break. So now we are going to be treated to another round of accusations and he will probably be outed as a non Muganda like a certain Sabalangira Besweri Mulondo who dared “look into the Kabaka’s mouth.”

Creating a Complex Energy Scene posted on September 30, 2009 - 9:29am
I have alot of respect for the people in charge of video co-pilot. Seriously their video tutorials are awesome. Recently i found this particular one quite interesting. Andrew Kramer teaches how to create energy in After Effects....Click Here to Watch The Complete Tutorial
Creating a Complex Energy Scene posted on September 30, 2009 - 9:29am
I have alot of respect for the people in charge of video co-pilot. Seriously their video tutorials are awesome. Recently i found this particular one quite interesting. Andrew Kramer teaches how to create energy in After Effects....Click Here to Watch The Complete Tutorial
Stress Factor: Standard Chartered Bank in Uganda!!! posted on September 30, 2009 - 8:46am
Having been brought up in a very strict time management environment, I have over the years come to appreciate and cherish time. I do understand when at times things fail to be completed in the scheduled time scale or when due to technical reasons, things just fail. I do understand that. But what I don’t understand is why customers especially in banks are made to line up for over an hour to access a service. Why does the management of such banks notice the influx of customers and assign more people to offer a service temporarily or more so plan in such way that they always have back up plans just in case they get an influx of customers?
Museveni Forces Kabaka To Talk To him At Gun Point posted on September 30, 2009 - 8:23am
Reliable sources in both Mmengo and the NRM occupation government have confirmed to us that the Kabaka of Buganda, Ronald Muwenda Mutebi II, will meet Uganda warlord, Yoweri Museveni, on Wednesday, September 30, 2009. A senior Buganda official assured us that the Kabaka did not agree to see Museveni as such but simply responded to the reality that a mentally unstable man is pointing a gun at his head.  The official who contacted us by email said: “We had reliable information that Museveni has a real mental condition. Yes, he is a coward and a bully but he is also a very scared, mentally disturbed and paranoid man. It appears that the Kabaka might have decided to meet the Uganda warlord based on concerns about a public secret that Museveni intended to keep arresting Mmengo popular personalities, including   Kabaka Mutebi himself, to force new riots where he could give Baganda a genocidal blow. Put simply, Museveni has forced to talk to him at gunpoint.
Just out of posted on September 30, 2009 - 5:25am

Just out of curiosity...is anyone still reading this blog?

Amsterdam Chameleone show nearly flops posted on September 30, 2009 - 1:10am
Does Chameleone always court trouble wherever he goes?Dr Chameleone at the concert in Amsterdam (Photos: H.Kasozi) Ali Balunywa in Amsterdam The highly billed concert by East Africa’s best; Dr Jose Chameleone nearly flopped last Saturday 26 September 2009 in Amsterdam allegedly because of his refusal to refund previous promoter’s advances he received, but failed to turn up. Chameleone jetted in Amsterdam last Saturday from Switzerland where he had held some shows. Jose Chameleone is a leading artist in Uganda in general and East Africa in particular. He is one of the artists who revolutionized Uganda’s music industry in the late 90s and saved music fans from the monotonous Congolese music. He is a respected name internationally and he has bagged a number of music awards. His shows are crowd pullers everywhere he performs. Over the years he had been exchanging beefs with fellow artists, but lately he seems to be more of a uniter other than a divider.
New York Times' Green Inc. blog summarizes the recent oil find in Uganda. If you have been following the story in the local dailies, there is nothing new here for you.
PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT posted on September 29, 2009 - 10:42pm
Come on, you can make it too! posted on September 29, 2009 - 10:40pm
photo: Madinah Kyarimpa Studio Edirisa is a bit late to this party, but from now on Uganda’s Start Your Business Competition is going to be our major interest. We begin by directing you to a useful resource: How to write a business plan.

As pressure on Joseph Kony's Lord's Resistance Army fighters in South Sudan and northeastern DR Congo has intensified over the past year, many in the rebel group have migrated across the border into Central African Republic.
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Bee calm posted on September 29, 2009 - 9:29pm

The swarm of killer bees mysteriously moved on after a day in the mango tree.  Not sure what they're looking for, but hopeful that they find it far from our home.  Our workers and friends are relieved, too.  We've heard of them killing goats by stinging, so we were a bit worried about Star whose house is directly under the mango.  But before we could form a plan of defense, they left.  However, within hours of their departure a major caterpillar migration ensued.  These are toxic-haired little beasts that we have learned NOT to touch at all costs, as they raise welts on contact.  Dozens were crawling up the sides of our house last night.  Makes the roaches and mosquitos and obukuni (midges) seem rather benign.  

Just getting on posted on September 29, 2009 - 9:19pm

I had planned on writing a short review of two books I’ve just finished reading – Wizard of the Nile by Matthew Green and First Kill Your Family by Peter Eichestaedt.  As luck would have it, a bookstore in my neighborhood had on display, Tall Grass: Stories of Suffering and Peace in Northern Uganda by Carlos Rodriguez, the colorful former Catholic priest whom many of us in Uganda know well. 
 
So the review (it will be detailed, catchy and explosive, I promise ) will have to wait for another day.
 
After reading the first two chapters of Carlos’ book, I called Joe Wacha and Caroline Ayugi, colleagues of mine who have lived and worked in Northern Uganda all their lives. They, in my humble view, are among the best journalists in the country. I wanted to know what is going in the Acholi sub-region now. Do people in Kitgum, Pader, Gulu and Amuru still speak of Joseph Kony?

Imaginative CSS posted on September 29, 2009 - 9:07pm
I’m constantly finding sites on WordPress.com that leave me happily surprised. I ran across Wir sprechen Online a few weeks ago and just kept coming back to it. For both the content and the design. Wir sprechen Online is a P2 powered blog written in both German and English with content ranging from tech tid-bits to personal posts. Aside from the great content, I love how the site has taken advantage of the CSS Upgrade. The customized header, tweaked colors, and other nice little edits have really given the page a face of its own. It never fails to impress me what a little CSS can do – a little goes a long way.
BIG NEWS!!! posted on September 29, 2009 - 8:47pm
I accidentally discovered today how to burn a cd using ITunes!!! You have to have a blank CD in your writer. Don't I feel like a bit of a twit Smile
power relations posted on September 29, 2009 - 8:09pm

The UK's Times Higher Education supplement recently published a piece on instantiations of the seven deadly sins in academia, with the Lust entry receiving a great deal of commentary from many quarters.

Pure Speculation? posted on September 29, 2009 - 8:06pm

I read somewhere on the internet that some Luhyas came from Egypt and so did some Baganda and oba Banyoro. I thought all Bantus came from Congo or Cameroon. Speaking of Congo, I read somewhere that the Ethiopia referred to in the bible included the area stretching from the Congo basin.Another mind boggling thing I read on the internet is about the Wanga (a tribe of the Luhya). I read that the Wanga came from Egypt as part of the migration that settled in Kampala area that formed the Buganda Kingdom. A muganda Prince called Kaminyi, who was Kabaka Mwanga I's cousin and Kabaka Mawanda's son, fled to Tiriki in Western Kenya. (Incidentally, I lived in Tiriki with my parents for 8 years) The Prince fled because as the king's cousin, he posed a threat to the reigning monarch.

Earth Song II posted on September 29, 2009 - 8:05pm

again, I cried
not just for her
not just for him, no.
not for him
I cried for us
for myself and him and her
the three frail cats in the passageway
how did we become this
dissolved, non-existent, fictional
amongst ourselves
with ourselves, especially
how does a beautiful brick wall consume one- absolutely
Is it the hollowness of the round circles therein
Or is it the wishing pond,
from which nothing survives?
Or and perhaps, it is the cold pillars
on which we’ve accustomed to hold ?
I cried about the pettiness of the fickle loves
which crawls to the margins of preposterous,
beyond imagined controls
I cried about the selfish abandons
the care- less-ness
to which we confess but can never attest
I cried.

Museveni; the coward on criticism posted on September 29, 2009 - 7:22pm

Two weeks ago, I watched a documentary on unemployment aired on NTV. It explored its causes, using case studies of graduates who have 'tarmacked' the roads for ages after university.But what was disturbing was a clip in which President Museveni placed the blame on subjects students study at university. He singled out Literature in English as one of those “redundant” subjects, wondering what one could do after studying William Shakespeare. “Shakespeare said this in this year, so what?” the sarcastic President asked.I don’t think Mr Museveni's choice for Literature as a subject to berate was accidental. Literature emphasises critical thinking, using works of fiction, at times reality. Most literary works draw inspiration from real life, with authors either seeking to celebrate or criticise these aspects of life. It trains learners to look beyond the surface, equipping them with investigative and analytical skills.

How to find out who owns EBB airport posted on September 29, 2009 - 7:15pm

Ugandans at heart,
Change of ownership or management of an international airport, like Entebbe, must be reported to the International Civil Aviation Organization, ICAO, a UN body, within 2 weeks after the change takes effect.
Uganda, as a signatory to ICAO, is mandated to do just that. So, you can check with ICAO to find out who [...]

Arto Lindsay posted on September 29, 2009 - 6:51pm

because I love him
and because he’s my friend
– related
Arto Lindsay is currently in Germany adding to his recently REvisioned phenomenon.
This one is called the Penny Parade
and the previous one- at least the one i remember to be previous, mainly because I really wanted to fluke my way in being apart of it (rwanda called) -
was called Multinatural (black out)
This is what they said about it

—Part of the project Parades, produced by the Fondazione Claudio Buziol during the spring of 2009,
whose high point have been the parade Multinatural (blackout) by Arto Lindsay for the 53th Venice Biennale, …
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Day 17: Homecoming Song for the Weary of Heart posted on September 29, 2009 - 6:41pm
Once again I'm bus bound. Destination? It doesnt matter. All that matters is that its away from here.Its barely nine in the morning but the sun is already high and its pretty obvious that the day is going to be a hot one.The chair i'm sitting in is an old one. the kind you sink into. It almost feels as if its saying, "Come here and let me give you a hug."Its a pretty nice feeling. A great feeling actually. Have things become so bad that i need to illicit affection from a chair? I read my book again last night. The unpublished, quite finished piece of literature that has been sitting at the bottom of the proverbial drawer for quite sometime now. It hit me like a hammer. The memories recorded in it assaulting my senses with the ferociousness bordering frightening. Frightening because of the clarity it brought. Of who I was, who i became and who I am now. And all of the steps, big and small, that came in between. I didnt finish reading it until it was after three.
Joel dishes out revenge posted on September 29, 2009 - 6:40pm

And when Kabushenga apologised it really sounded too good to be true how the whole New Vision went down on her or is it his knees and asked mengo, Buganda, Baganda, and the last muganda in Lusaka lwamese to forgive New Vision.
Bet he must have known what was coming to them. Now CBS is paying in very high currency (apparently 60 million daily). They didn’t see that one coming did they? Word from the grapevine (read Buganda attorney General) is the only person to give the go ahead to open CBS is Joel.
Until Joel raises a finger CBS will continue to make loses everyday, render many people jobless and be punished for the mistakes or the lack there of of a few people. If Kibazo was called off WBS, why not do the same to some programmes on CBS rather than close the radio station? Joel is still really irked by the Kabaka not taking his calls and many people have to pay.

Crane Bank Uganda: Growing to serve, my ass! posted on September 29, 2009 - 6:36pm

sdfasdferfect drivers, such as I recently was, do not know this, but when the law gives you a ticket, you need to pay your fine to URA, via Crane Bank Main Branch, then take the receipt to the police station to indicate that you have cleared your debt to society. At the police station you show them the receipts and then, after you say sorry and promise to never do it again, they clean your slate.
I was highly trepidations about the police station but little did I know how downside-up I had got things.
The police were quick, professional, efficient and helpful, even though I was there in my capacity as a criminal. The bank, however…
Now, I have accounts at three banks.

1/2 I made a very specific claim, namely that, the shallow/narrow/hollow-mindedness of the Mengo establishment is a cancer that will take Uganda to her grave; and that in the event of Uganda going to the grave, it will not be fun for Buganda.  That is a very specific claim.  Just to take you back to the context [...]

The Image Widget, Plus News from Support posted on September 29, 2009 - 6:16pm
Last month, the Support team (also known as Happiness Engineers) got together to brainstorm new ways of providing you with the features and resources you need. Out of that meetup came a number of improvements and features, like the RSS Links Widget, introduced earlier this month. Another is the Image Widget, launching today. In the past, it was necessary to use HTML in a text widget to display images in your sidebar. Now all you have to do is plop a URL in the image widget. The rest is done for you. If you’d like to set a title, alternate text, and image size, it’ll do that, too. And there’s more cool stuff coming your way: We’ve made some improvements to the Support contact form, and a better search for Support is in the works. We’ve made some internal changes, too, that will help our growing team answer your questions even more efficiently. There’s now a Hugs page to display some of the positive feedback we receive from those of you who write in to Support.
USA Baganda Hound Museveni Out Of Boston, NRM Forum Flops posted on September 29, 2009 - 6:08pm
Museveni’s NRM USA organization will, until it collapses, remember September 26, 2009 as a bloody day. Pressure from American Baganda forced their primary funder, Uganda’s ruler, Yoweri Museveni keep away from their 2009 NRM Forum in Boston.  The pressure came from the widely publicized plans by Baganda to demonstrate at the venue and the persistence of the same Kabaka’s subjects who came to the venue even after mixed messages about Museveni’s attendance. The Baganda came from New Jersey, New York, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Canada and elsewhere. An estimated 200 Baganda , under the eye of the Boston Police, stood  across the street from the entrance to the Marriott Copley Place Hotel and loudly demonstrated from 10:00 AM to 3:30 PM.  They held  up placards that, among other things,  accused Museveni of genocide, stated that Buganda is an occupied country and demanded the release of Baganda political prisoners.
Baby Eliot. posted on September 29, 2009 - 5:11pm
Talk about inspiration. I haven’t watched the Oprah Winfrey show in a while, coz most of the time she has Dr. Oz on  her show,telling middle aged women how to live longer, or middle aged men how to fight a receding hairline…..don’t get me wrong, I’m a huge fan of the doc, I especially admire his zest for life,but let’s just say I’ll cross that bridge when I get to it=) A few weeks ago I was watching Oprah with my mom(who might I add, has been a loyal viewer since 1986) and Celine Dion was on. The show was basically about special children.She had compiled a book called “An incredible journey with Celine Dion,12 heroes among us”.
New staff for Katine health centres – finally posted on September 29, 2009 - 5:01pm
It has taken months, but Ojom lab and Tiriri health centre get new staffThe 10 women lying on the veranda of the laboratory at Ojom health centre earlier this month look tired, weary and anxious. Some had been waiting three hours for a laboratory technician to arrive from Tiriri health centre, about 13km away.Seven months after the Amref-built lab was officially opened by the then British international development minister Ivan Lewis and Uganda's health minister Stephen Mallinga, with much singing, ululating, dancing and clapping, there was no sign of a lab technician.But last week came good news. The district health officer, Charles Okadhi, confirmed that a new lab assistant, Paul Etuwat, had been appointed and had reported for duty at Ojom on Friday. Not only that, but Soroti district authorities also confirmed that a health assistant was also to begin work at the lab.
I wish it had never come to this. To writing you this letter. It could have easily been avoided but seeing you that night; blue top, blue jeans (Yes, i do remember) something took a hold of me. Part alcohol, part lonliness, part you were looking so pretty. And thats why i told you we needed to talk.With my arms around your waist, i said some things. some things that i probably shouldnt have. some things that were a little more than less than true. And for that i'm sorry. More than i can adequately express and more than you will probably ever believe. But I am. And not only for that but for sunday morning as well. For getting you out of bed, making you travel across town and for walking your heart right into a trap.I dont have any excuses for what i did. It was wrong. More than that, it was heartless. Knowing everything that i do. Knowing how you feel. Knowing how it feels to have your heart broken and knowing that that was all that I could offer you.I dont expect you to forgive me.
THE AFRICAN UNION(AU) NEEDS “REBRANDING” posted on September 29, 2009 - 3:49pm
Rukaaka breaks down issues on why the African Union(AU) needs “rebranding” at www.smsmedia.ug/rukaaka
Can NRM MPs table plan to abolish kingdoms posted on September 29, 2009 - 3:03pm

Summary: Some politicians, when lacking in “gymnastics of the Mind”, forget what took them to parliament and start thinking that, with sufficient gun/power, they can out do the English King Canute, who once ordered the sea-tide to ’stop’. Some, like the so called workers’ MP. Pajobo, instead of trying to save the NSSF and the [...]